I wonder if the gods would be offended if I just prayed directly to Roy for the strength to not strangle them both.
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
"the government sees everything you do online!"
um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?